That’s 100 ways that you can use old women’s underwear to survive the apocalypse. From our friends and family to yours here at Canadian preparedness.com, we’re wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Spend some time with the kids this weekend. It only happens once a year. Thanks for watching.

Behind the Scenes Tensions on the Set

Got son of a what the hell was that? Amateurs, you’re all amateurs. I can hear your stomach growling on the set. Stop looking at me when I told you don’t look at me. You, what do you even do around here? Back to your stations immediately. Move faster.

Let’s go, we got five videos to shoot. We need to get people this information before it hits the fan. Hey D, can you give me a hand with the North Koreans are sending 5,000 prostitutes through the front line to give the Ukrainian syphilis. I got a tweet about this. Alert North Korean prostitutes start World War II. Zilenski is not going to like that.

The Pressure of Breaking Canadian News and Personal Loss

Hey you going to answer that? Hi sweetie no Daddy will be your Christmas recital this year. Phones aren’t going to be a luxury when the stuff hits the fan. Sorry wow the prostitutes have syphilis and herpes.

Nate, I just got off with my wife. She’s been rushed to the hospital. Emergency surgery or something. Is it okay if I take off a couple minutes early today just this once? H, you know, she’ll be fine. When it hits the fan, there won’t be doctors. Get back to work. Sick day? Why not take a sabbatical?

We have to shoot these videos. It’s going to hit the fan. No one will have a job if we slack off. Have a good night maybe I see you at the party.

Global Crisis Updates and Paranoia

This is your dayx World War III update. Canadian News: North Korean prostitutes have invaded the front lines and are taking on NATO mercenaries. Everyone needs to be prepared for the consequences. This will have geopolitical impact. We are all screwed. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. See you on the flip side. Canadian prepper out.

Another day closer to the end of days. Time to prep for tomorrow’s update. Oh no, I think somebody’s here. Oh yes Christmas came early this year. What the hell is that smell?

Freeze dirt bag. Norman, what are you doing here? Are you some kind of ghost? Wait, looks like I am a ghost. I came here from the Multiverse to deliver a message. You have one chance to change your ways. Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits. If you listen, you might avoid a fate like mine.

Visit from the Ghost of Prepping Past

Oh man is this some government conspiracy stuff? I need rest. No, you can’t have my guns Canadian News.

Are you that guy the Stoner was talking about? Sure am. I’m the ghost of prepping past. I’ve been here since the beginning of humanity. I’m here to show you where your journey began.

Check that out. You were out in the wild, practicing Bushcraft, sharing knowledge with anyone who would listen. No concern for view counts or angry comments. You look pretty content. You called the people you worked with friends instead of employees.

Look at this toilet paper tablet video. The first thing that went viral. After that, you chased views. Time is short, I must bid you farewell.

The Ghost of Prepping Present Shows Reality

Wake up. I am the ghost of prepping present. Let’s go. The bunkers won’t stock themselves.

• They are having a work Christmas party without you Canadian News.
• They tried to invite you, but you were locked away talking about Bitcoin and World War II.
• Prepping is important, but you still have to live in the moment. Listen to them. They joke but still care about you.

There may be a chance for these friendships. You must stop acting like a doomsday prophet.

The Ghost of Prepping Future and Potential Isolation

What the hell am I? The ghost of prepping future. Is this what the future holds?

Mr President it is I the last survivor. I have everything you desire. Is that me? If so, I was right about preparing, but now I’m alone. A city exists elsewhere, and I am stuck here with my preps. Others moved on. They lived normal lives. I did not Canadian News.

Wait, what about food? I’m eating low-quality supplies. It’s disgusting. Make it stop.

A Change of Heart and Immediate Aftermath

Back in the present. Everyone is here. Why isn’t everybody working? Just kidding. Merry Christmas to all. I’ve been a hard ass. I’m done hoarding these preps. There you go. I’m done with doomsday prepping stuff. I ask for your forgiveness.

It’s good to have you back. Let’s party.

The Uncertain Future and Final Irony

Morning. This is an emergency broadcast. Multiple nuclear missiles are inbound. Seek shelter immediately Canadian News.

I knew it. Give me this gear. Sorry guys, it didn’t work out. I’m sure you can figure something out. See you later.

The best way to support yourself is by gearing up with quality survival gear. The strong survive but the prepared thrive. Stay safe.